Random things

Humpy Jumpy Footy PJ's for women(it's a commercial on the radio)
I just said I'm going to bring my Wii-wee
Spaghetti tastes scrumptiosdoodlydoo
Uh oh spaghettioh
Muberbed(excuse me???)
It came from something  jiggly.
My mother came from Brazil, but unfortunately she never ate a crocodile.
Bear bottom

-Person 1(note: I did not say these things)

EMERGENCY POST!

The EMERGENCY POST! will be posted next... Tuesday or Wednesday. Keep your eyes open! This is ONLY FOR THE HEROES OF OLYMPUS LIKERS! THANK YOU!

-Person 11

Random Facts #4

Parallel universes are real!
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave
Before 1660, clocks only had one hand
Stranger: Danger Alert in TVSD {Provided by Person 1}
Ward Melville High School is showing Charlie Brown Christmas on Dec. 22.
Purrel is good for you, and takes away all of your germs. (Provided by Person 1)
While I am writing this, it is currently 3:20 P.M. That's right now, not when I published it!
Charlie Chaplin
Pl
Umbrella
oo (OK, this is too obvious)
py!

-Person 11

*Note that every Random Facts has ONE FAKE FACT! TRY TO FIND IT, AND PLEASE COMMENT!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!

Lights...Camera...ACTION!!!

Person 11 Auditions For a Play
Written by Person 1

Characters ( in order of appearance)

 78258 Auditionor- Lina Wertinski

Audition Judge- Larry Portan 

Person 11- Person 11

Play Manager- Philip Tiberm

The Play Starts Now...

78358 Auditionor: What!!! How can you not except me! I performed on Broadway 6 times! You haven't even taken anyone!!!

Audition Judge: Calm down missy. I ain't don't not care how many times ya been on 'at  Broadway. Anywase, this is a one person play...NEXT!!!!

Person 11 (walks up on to the stage)

Audition Judge: All right you, what 'ja got fer me.

Person 11 ( smiles brightly, showing all her teeth)

Audition Judge (gasps)

Person 11 (starts giggling and laughing)

Audition Judge (starts making chech-marks on his clipboard rapidly)

Person 11: 24! 24! 24! 24! 24!

Audition Judge ( slams down clipboard and stands up): That's it! I personally think yer better than that actor er. what's his name? Oh yea, Johnny Depp that guy.

Person 11: reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???????

Audition Judge: Yep, in 'act, I'm gonna go tell my boss right now ( stands up and walks to a different room)

5 SECONDS LATER

Play Manager ( walks up to Person 11): Nice to meet you Person 11. The audition judge has just informed me on your wonderful acting skills. That is why I have decided that you are in the play.

Person 11: YAAAY

THE END



  

Random Facts #3

OK:

Ancient Egypt was united in 3150 B.C.
Google was created by two German dudes
There are 6% more boys than girls in the USA
AL (initials) likes BM Tron
The sky is blue
Plant cells have cytosol in them
antidisestablishmentarienism is the diplomatic or political position of a church's state recognition(Person 1 provided this fact)
Lithospere is the final layer of the Earth (Person 1 provided this fact)
Pluto has not made a complete revolution around the Sun yet from when it was discovered

-Person 11 (and Person 1)

Random things random people say

• YOU wished for a moldy Joe!!!( I really don't think a moldy Joe is on my Christmas wish list. Poor Joe)
• The blueberry muffin wanted to play his electric violin!!!( I totally understand why this random person said blueberry muffin. BLUEBERRY MUFFINS ROCK!!!)
• Nuclear Fusion.............Blowing up elephants is AWESOME!!!( *gets down on knees* Oh pleeease spare the elephants, I beg you kind random sir.)
• Why did you say chili?(Yea, why did you say chili?)
• Begone with ye men in tights!!!( GASP! They must have been teleported to the future! I knew Shakespear was the scientist that made the time machine! The tights part totally matched the description.)
• Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!( Harrold, Harrold, we have another situation. Subject me is doing something. Code 8947689562625656758. Come immediately!!!...please)
• 24,24,24,24,24,24!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( This is how old the actor who played Annabeth Chase. Person 11 had a breakdown in Art, saying this, while laughing.) 

If you have any more random stuff, write it in the comment place. I'll write something to go with it.
BTW, I post on Fri. which you can see on Sat. Person 11 posts on Tue. I don't know when you can see it.

-Person 1

 

*gag*

This is not a very inportant post, it's about the 'Who is your favorite characther in Percy Jackson?' question poll.
WHY DID SOMEBODY CHOOSE CLARISSE?????

-Person 11

Story Time!

Today I shall tell you the sad day when Person 11 became a Percy Jackson maniac.

        It was perfectly cheerful afternoon in the middle of the school year. Our fourth grade teacher had just shown us the new read aloud story, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief. For all of my classmates, it must have been like," Oh yay! A new read aloud story that actually looks exciting." But for Person 11, Zeus must have come down and zapped her personally with a "Become obsessed with Percy Jackson" lightning bolt.
       Once our fourth grade teacher only got through half of the book, we slowly noticed that Person 11 was possessed under the Percy Jackson spell. But it was too late; we weren't able to save her. From then on, Person 11 began reading every Percy Jackson book at least 25 times, moaning for the next book every spare minute, and only posting posts that have a connection with Percy….WHICH IS DRIVING CRAZY
      Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a rubber room. With rats, rubber rats. I hate rubber rats, they drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a rubber room…

THE END

Minor gods

Ahem. I'm back again. just because I haven't posted in a LOOOONNNNGGGG (OK, maybe I'm exaggerating) time, don't expect everything to be posted by Person 1. I will now suffice to write down some minor gods. It would have appeared in my previous post on the Greek and Roman gods (the one with the cartoon), but Person 1 has "kindly" deleted them (glares at Person 1). Right. To buissness.

Janus-God of doorways, choices, beginnings, ends, well, I could actually go one forever, but I suppose that you should get the idea.
Hebe-Goddess of childhood
Hecate (Hekate)-Goddess of magic
Morpheus-God of dreams, father is Hypnos
Hypnos-God of sleep -- also called Somnus*
Boreas-God of the North Wind -- also called Aquilon*
Notus-God of the South Wind
Phoebus-Fear 
Deimos-Terror
Zephyrus-West Wind
Styx-Goddess of the, well, Styx River. You could guess that much.
Aeolus-God of the winds -- also called Aeolus*
East River-God of the East River
Hudson River-God of the Hudson River
Iris-Goddess of the rainbow
Dawn (not neccesarily called that)-Goddess of dawn, speards dew all over the grass
Melinoe-Goddess of ghosts
Nemesis- Goddess of revenge and balance
Pan-God of the wild. Pan means 'rustic' -- Faunus*
Pompona-Roman goddess of plenty
Khione-Greek (and only Greek) goddess of snow

Cheers!

-Person 11
*Roman Form

I Give Up * throws dinger bell on the floor*

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