Lights...Camera...ACTION!!!

Person 11 Auditions For a Play
Written by Person 1

Characters ( in order of appearance)

 78258 Auditionor- Lina Wertinski

Audition Judge- Larry Portan 

Person 11- Person 11

Play Manager- Philip Tiberm

The Play Starts Now...

78358 Auditionor: What!!! How can you not except me! I performed on Broadway 6 times! You haven't even taken anyone!!!

Audition Judge: Calm down missy. I ain't don't not care how many times ya been on 'at  Broadway. Anywase, this is a one person play...NEXT!!!!

Person 11 (walks up on to the stage)

Audition Judge: All right you, what 'ja got fer me.

Person 11 ( smiles brightly, showing all her teeth)

Audition Judge (gasps)

Person 11 (starts giggling and laughing)

Audition Judge (starts making chech-marks on his clipboard rapidly)

Person 11: 24! 24! 24! 24! 24!

Audition Judge ( slams down clipboard and stands up): That's it! I personally think yer better than that actor er. what's his name? Oh yea, Johnny Depp that guy.

Person 11: reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???????

Audition Judge: Yep, in 'act, I'm gonna go tell my boss right now ( stands up and walks to a different room)

5 SECONDS LATER

Play Manager ( walks up to Person 11): Nice to meet you Person 11. The audition judge has just informed me on your wonderful acting skills. That is why I have decided that you are in the play.

Person 11: YAAAY

THE END



  

Random Facts #3

OK:

Ancient Egypt was united in 3150 B.C.
Google was created by two German dudes
There are 6% more boys than girls in the USA
AL (initials) likes BM Tron
The sky is blue
Plant cells have cytosol in them
antidisestablishmentarienism is the diplomatic or political position of a church's state recognition(Person 1 provided this fact)
Lithospere is the final layer of the Earth (Person 1 provided this fact)
Pluto has not made a complete revolution around the Sun yet from when it was discovered

-Person 11 (and Person 1)