Person 11 Auditions For a Play
Written by Person 1
Written by Person 1
Characters ( in order of appearance)
78258 Auditionor- Lina Wertinski
Audition Judge- Larry Portan
Person 11- Person 11
Play Manager- Philip Tiberm
The Play Starts Now...
78358 Auditionor: What!!! How can you not except me! I performed on Broadway 6 times! You haven't even taken anyone!!!
Audition Judge: Calm down missy. I ain't don't not care how many times ya been on 'at Broadway. Anywase, this is a one person play...NEXT!!!!
Person 11 (walks up on to the stage)
Audition Judge: All right you, what 'ja got fer me.
Person 11 ( smiles brightly, showing all her teeth)
Audition Judge (gasps)
Person 11 (starts giggling and laughing)
Audition Judge (starts making chech-marks on his clipboard rapidly)
Person 11: 24! 24! 24! 24! 24!
Audition Judge ( slams down clipboard and stands up): That's it! I personally think yer better than that actor er. what's his name? Oh yea, Johnny Depp that guy.
Person 11: reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???????
Audition Judge: Yep, in 'act, I'm gonna go tell my boss right now ( stands up and walks to a different room)
5 SECONDS LATER
Play Manager ( walks up to Person 11): Nice to meet you Person 11. The audition judge has just informed me on your wonderful acting skills. That is why I have decided that you are in the play.
Person 11: YAAAY
THE END
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