So, yeah. Long time no see…hope that you guys missed me (not!). Anyways, yep, some of you guys might have heard that I toured the West this summer. And let me tell you, the “Grand Canyon” most certainly does NOT deserve the title “Grand”. I can vouch on that. All you get to do there is stand on observation decks and go “OOOH!” as you watch birds soar across the sky, and really long and hot trails. I mean, come ON—it was literally 115 degrees Fahrenheit outside.
Anyways, it’s boring, totally not worth to see it, and it will either give you a really bad tan or a huge sunburn. (Wow, it looks like ‘Sunbum’ when I typed this up on Microsoft Word.) And I didn’t even get to go on the skywalk mentioned in The Lost Hero! How dumb is that?! But, of course, my dad decided to not to go there ‘cause there’s this site called “TripAdvisor” and it got a two-and-a-half stars rating. Talk about annoying. So, it’s a horseshoe-shape of glass that is really hard to get to buy the shuttle bus and the people in there are really smelly because they’ve been hiking all day. So? The view should pay it off, so why are people still giving it one-stars? I know that I’m not being really nice, but, hey…it’s the truth.
Meanwhile, Bryce Canyon is much more amazing. It’s in Utah, which relieves some of the heat that you experience in the Grand Canyon. And there’s also a brisk, fresh wind because it is on the tops of mountains, which gives you a lovelier and grander (heh, heh…ironic, no?) view of Bryce Canyon than the views that the Grand Canyon has to offer does the Grand Canyon. In fact, there was a raven on one of the tall posts that wasn’t scared of humans, strangely, but it was nice as I took several close-up pictures of the black bird.
So, yeah, I’d suggest Bryce Canyon over the Grand Canyon. Bryce Canyon would be, to most people, the king and the Grand Canyon would be the emperor. *Person 11 flips the two around.* There, that’s better!
Yes, I’m being annoyed by the TV channel the television is currently tuned to, Bloomberg News while typing this (hey, I can’t exactly control what my dad watches!)…so this is a short post. Sorry. Well, better than nothing!
-Person 11
