It was perfectly cheerful afternoon in the middle of the school year. Our fourth grade teacher had just shown us the new read aloud story, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief. For all of my classmates, it must have been like," Oh yay! A new read aloud story that actually looks exciting." But for Person 11, Zeus must have come down and zapped her personally with a "Become obsessed with Percy Jackson" lightning bolt.
Once our fourth grade teacher only got through half of the book, we slowly noticed that Person 11 was possessed under the Percy Jackson spell. But it was too late; we weren't able to save her. From then on, Person 11 began reading every Percy Jackson book at least 25 times, moaning for the next book every spare minute, and only posting posts that have a connection with Percy….WHICH IS DRIVING CRAZY
Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a rubber room. With rats, rubber rats. I hate rubber rats, they drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a rubber room…
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Not true at all! I only read the sea of monsters 10 times, the lost hero 24 times, the lightning thief 14 times, the battle of the labyrinth 6 times, the last olympian 12 times... well, you get the idea.
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